♥ leandromejia; 604778; 11th year @wss; blowing candles on 06/24; follow, unfollow, w/e floats your boat. 56789 4 creepers. Tumblr (3.0; @bitchdontphaseme)http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhc15rwa7r1qdee86o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lordjaysus.tumblr.com/post/30679530466">lordjaysus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sallynopants.tumblr.com/post/30655952245/one-night-president-obama-and-his-wife-michelle">sallynopants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, <strong>“No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>get it girl</p> </blockquote> <p>z snap</p> </blockquote>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49922417430http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49922417430Wed, 08 May 2013 01:33:28 -0700<blockquote> <p>I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years</p> </blockquote>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49922323618http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49922323618Wed, 08 May 2013 01:29:50 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a14f6151dc056e5f372e11fbfc6e1248/tumblr_mm9ev2abu01qjn6b1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lifewithajetsetter.tumblr.com/post/49632044523/i-see-what-they-did-there">lifewithajetsetter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I see what they did there…</p> </blockquote>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49922273181http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49922273181Wed, 08 May 2013 01:27:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ejr62Jij1r6y3u1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49922250197http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49922250197Wed, 08 May 2013 01:26:53 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e409338a5aa885297475f635e603de2a/tumblr_mlj0r2p2jC1rr1ptho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49921918428http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49921918428Wed, 08 May 2013 01:14:03 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf60a887a993e163c223ce7c74f7127f/tumblr_mm1wbxgx0d1r4s156o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/23cfe4100c8b121317ff9f759a7e8a46/tumblr_mm1wbxgx0d1r4s156o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49762659073http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49762659073Mon, 06 May 2013 01:46:35 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6808d2a98f2a209eaa0fc9fe24b0182/tumblr_mmasgbKuB21rp78t3o1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6614b91c31999e83d6d1cdaf8397d6eb/tumblr_mmasgbKuB21rp78t3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63b2b52148506448541c4c1750c7e5bd/tumblr_mmasgbKuB21rp78t3o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bcac9db4acb2eec16bd3d64a057783c/tumblr_mmasgbKuB21rp78t3o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63cd952f82eb0875c1f61636282296f7/tumblr_mmasgbKuB21rp78t3o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c0ec7c26d85a6fd2d2b1cc186fe471f/tumblr_mmasgbKuB21rp78t3o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56187194e5f3df368016997a750e1d40/tumblr_mmasgbKuB21rp78t3o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Coffee stain portrait by <a href="http://www.redhongyi.com/">Hong Yi</a></p> </blockquote>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49762631977http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49762631977Mon, 06 May 2013 01:45:37 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2vdsyCkr1qiifsyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501611861http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501611861Fri, 03 May 2013 01:58:26 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/926e8a5c602987c81295cb624b3f3046/tumblr_mm4vh18OIb1qfep67o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://carolinedevera.tumblr.com/post/49487631150/sexy" class="tumblr_blog">carolinedevera</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>sexy</p></blockquote>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501564644http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501564644Fri, 03 May 2013 01:56:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4998f7cf996400ac8055277013c88f8b/tumblr_mm114sDXio1r0tfzbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501561350http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501561350Fri, 03 May 2013 01:56:13 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mecuo86MWT1r6t379o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501555283http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501555283Fri, 03 May 2013 01:55:58 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdgl3cabsr1qdi4uuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pax-caelestis.tumblr.com/post/48598679579/i-think-this-is-my-fav-i-think-this-is-also-my" class="tumblr_blog">pax-caelestis</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i think this is my fav</p> <p>i think this is also my 4th time reblogging it</p></blockquote>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501550775http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501550775Fri, 03 May 2013 01:55:46 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6zeskbYLW1qlu8tno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lmprovident.tumblr.com/post/44953236376/tears">lmprovident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>*tears*</em></p> </blockquote>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501542958http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501542958Fri, 03 May 2013 01:55:25 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/05d28906000bebbc05665e3e7db1c741/tumblr_ml0h68nLy71rsozyno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501508219http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501508219Fri, 03 May 2013 01:53:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4c6271058e3d8c0f715a5e62e8cc340/tumblr_mh2qaiZLBV1qcnh9do1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b62fd7ee6010fdaab30fb11595456899/tumblr_mh2qaiZLBV1qcnh9do2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75e57d46b3a10ea1835a23196fec04df/tumblr_mh2qaiZLBV1qcnh9do6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c970aa91d5dfb86dd59d50ff6d17026/tumblr_mh2qaiZLBV1qcnh9do7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/376b5fe9dfe0c8a52a9a0e40523769bd/tumblr_mh2qaiZLBV1qcnh9do8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcb0b1fd4cf8e5e43e890dd81870f191/tumblr_mh2qaiZLBV1qcnh9do9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de7cb2d55c1d32e35e986babb61e24d1/tumblr_mh2qaiZLBV1qcnh9do10_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5034ffe8e22860033cc83f0d52c0790c/tumblr_mh2qaiZLBV1qcnh9do11_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501502172http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501502172Fri, 03 May 2013 01:53:39 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/174ee7d4e04912d9a4b0b04b08ce3c31/tumblr_mi4l7lfWQN1rk6q4xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501458815http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501458815Fri, 03 May 2013 01:51:48 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21e632ca281795f5bafe4b1a50c0f938/tumblr_mm3p47d0IB1rb1ib1o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff3b8375f7211481fa7e6fa88b7c1185/tumblr_mm3p47d0IB1rb1ib1o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/03105e7ae77a6d09b7b28f1b8ea79009/tumblr_mm3p47d0IB1rb1ib1o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/571f0ac22714a2a7236f1d577bd7bf61/tumblr_mm3p47d0IB1rb1ib1o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lolitsgabe.tumblr.com/post/49489412998/lizlemon-party-good-god-fuck-you-what-the">lolitsgabe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lizlemon-party.tumblr.com/post/49459927076/good-god">lizlemon-party</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>good god </p> </blockquote> <p>fuck you what the fuck</p> </blockquote>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501436424http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49501436424Fri, 03 May 2013 01:50:50 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37249b60b2a83fc9c6e32c48e633f1be/tumblr_mm0br881f01rvvo88o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fdbddee14eba7fb6d580c6ab55824a12/tumblr_mm0br881f01rvvo88o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc07d413a325f9c8c7bff180e57c560c/tumblr_mm0br881f01rvvo88o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2eec31196ac2c821109a74bd74756eb1/tumblr_mm0br881f01rvvo88o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c43f520b12c1e73ee8bbb21477090886/tumblr_mm0br881f01rvvo88o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9720bc465e0febba33f0c55ebcc8a796/tumblr_mm0br881f01rvvo88o6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04ea8c12b48b8fa8b8715a2b8d77c946/tumblr_mm0br881f01rvvo88o7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3583e7f6b19205fb870cb928711a91c/tumblr_mm0br881f01rvvo88o8_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49384119925http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49384119925Wed, 01 May 2013 14:08:39 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mec9z2imcX1qhiczbo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mec9z2imcX1qhiczbo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mec9z2imcX1qhiczbo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mec9z2imcX1qhiczbo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mec9z2imcX1qhiczbo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mec9z2imcX1qhiczbo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49384004858http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49384004858Wed, 01 May 2013 14:07:10 -0700me: avoids getting in the shower<br /> me: avoids getting in the shower<br /> me: avoids getting in the shower<br /> me: avoids getting in the shower<br /> me: gets in the shower<br /> me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49383977465http://bitchdontphaseme.tumblr.com/post/49383977465Wed, 01 May 2013 14:06:48 -0700